yur a wizar hry
im a wot ??
a wIZER
a wizer
Missed the bus?
People talking shit about your fave character?
Dropped your food?
“Restart to install update”?
Being asked to do something when you’re already busy?
Running into someone you don’t like?
Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
At this point I think Disney just wants to see how many times they can punch Hans
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
It’s back
It helps that English steals from every other language as much as possible.
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