when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line
“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon
there it is
When i was a boy a would go hit a girl That’s how my affection I’d show and now that i’m grown I have no real respect for Bell’s law-given right to say NOOOOOOO!
So this went from a sophisticated argument about definitions of gender to an EVEN MORE sophisticated fan songwriting project.