Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from asknightmarefright :

askdevsider:

emmafrosticle:

gee what a great wing woman

Is there a pun I’m missing?!

(Source: alayne-stonecoldfox)

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from lesbiankurtcobain :

insanelystableimagination:
“What a time to be alive.
”

insanelystableimagination:

What a time to be alive.

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from incendiary-lemons :

do-i-smell-watermelon:
“ clesktop:
“ emmadilemmathethird:
“ waltdisney-forever:
“ If only…
”
Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?
”
One of the pieces disappears?????
”
it’s a mouse wearing pants
”

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from lesbiankurtcobain :

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood :

(Source: louisesbelcher)

Feb
8
2015

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Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from jewbians :

the-winter-spoiler:

iamnotawaffle:

ifthestoriesweretrue:

weloveshortvideos:

If you’ve got a boo boo, wash it, kiss it and plaster it!

HIS LITTLE ACCENT

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OH MY GOOD LORD MY SMA LL HEAR TEX PLODEDE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from mightycoyote-deactivated2015072 :

avianawareness:
“put down you bread, time to tunr you fluffs to buffs
”

avianawareness:

put down you bread, time to tunr you fluffs to buffs

Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from lesbiankurtcobain :

(Source: iraffiruse)

Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from asknightmarefright :

agentofxana:

ordinarytalk:

Turn the sound on for this.

DEAR GOD TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THIS

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