Jan
20
2016

Reblogged from alexander :

duhdean:

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duhdean:

omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with him 

i have discovered her name is sarah and he “loves her so fucking much” and that “these words should not be leaving her mouth right now”

this has been going on for like an hour he just keeps going around in circles

i think its finally over because he just screamed and threw is phone

now hes cursing up at the gods and petting his own hair i feel like i should do something

hes like walking around screaming and sobbing and cursing idk what to do

i just yelled out the window “its okay dude dont worry you’ll find someone else” and he went totally silent i dont think he knows where my voice came from because he looks really freaked out now …what have i done 

HE JUST SCREAMED “HOW DO YOU KNOW?!” WHAT DO I DO I STILL DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHERE MY VOICE IS COMING FROM BC IM SCREAMING FROM MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM

OH MY GOD I PANICKED AND REPLIED WITH “because you are a very good looking young man and any woman would be lucky to have you” I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMA

he seems satisfied with this reply

i think i actually calmed him down he seems almost okay now

he just picked up his phone i think hes going home now. i hope his phone is okay

goodbye random heartbroken dude i wish you luck on your journey home.. wherever your home may be

Jan
20
2016

Reblogged from dailyhangover :

lithefider:

READ THIS VHS BOX DESCRIPTION.

Cute movie about brave rabbits finding a new home and a silly seagull right? PERFECT FOR ALL AGES yea?  FEELGOOD FUN MOVIE yea?

WELL, SORRY IF IT DIDN’T TELL YOU IT HAS FEVER INDUCED RABBIT NIGHTMARE PREMONITIONS OF RABBITS BEING BURIED ALIVE with their BLOOD STAINING THE SOIL…BLEEDING RABBITS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH…RABBITS DEAD AND STREWN OVER BARBED WIRE… (Video with clips, if you dare)

YOU WANT NIGHTMARE FUEL?

WATCH THIS FUCKIN MOVIE.

Jan
20
2016

Reblogged from actualclassybonermeriman :

prozdvoices:

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send this to the special someone in your life



Jan
19
2016

Reblogged from dailyhangover :

realrosiedactyl:
“ This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen
”

realrosiedactyl:

This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen

(Source: worstnightmare21)

Jan
19
2016

Reblogged from memexico :

(Source: hey-rogby)

Jan
19
2016

Reblogged from memexico :

leslink:
“ Todos lo hicimos sin saber lo perturbador que era….
RIP piñata
”

leslink:

Todos lo hicimos sin saber lo perturbador que era….

RIP piñata

Jan
19
2016

Reblogged from memexico :

Jan
19
2016

Reblogged from memexico :

memexico:

coffeecollie:

sometimes you forget speed racer parodies aren’t even very exaggerated because the actual show is like this

ok but his father looks like el chapo

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Jan
19
2016

Reblogged from memexico :

crisnait:

Novela weddings be like

(Source: roslips)

Jan
19
2016

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