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bookishamy:

littlebitoftroyler:

pridesite:

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

9. Her haters are her motivators.

If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you

i love ellen but i’m pretty sure anyone could get

taylorswift

to wear sweaters and watch cat videos

avengerwho:

sunnylake:

Look at the tomato

Isn’t it sad?

He can’t dance

Poor tomato

Watch the cucumber

See how he moves

Like a lion

Chasing a mouse