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lehcter:

Okay, look, we’re a partnership, but we’re a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on, you can’t say the word “flaccid” to me. This is our little “boundary box.” We’re gonna take the word “flaccid” and put it in there with my mom’s titties, and your erection problem, and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin’ Jacques Cousteau.