this should have been in the movie

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE SOMEONE SEND HELP PLEASE BLOODY HELL TOO LATE I’M DEAD

I LAUGHED FOR FIVE MINUTES.

File this under “shit the real Loki would do”.

Later Thor finds him under a tree with a bottle or six of expensive beer, giggling to himself. “No, no, you don’t get it, I was in this fucking loony getup, and I just like roared KNEEL! and all these idiots, except I thought this one guy, except no! He was just really tall!”

And then he falls over laughing again.