elusivist

There are TWO ways to respond to explosions….

elfpen

Explosions: a involuntary response flow chart

  1. Have you ever lost approximately half of one of your legs in a massive explosion?
  • No — Shmeh, it’s just fire, brush it off, you’ll be fine.
  • Yes — LEAP AWAY, YOU ONLY HAVE SO MANY LIMBS LEFT TO LOSE YOU CLUMSY IDIOT