baconshouldgrowontrees

You are fucking kidding me

ludicrouscupcake

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

airlock

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

me-rcury

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

moist-fondling

i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.

for example:

tiger fish

vampire fish

basking shark


snakehead fish


and who can forget old mate

ANGLER FISH


poocomesfromfood

even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)

iamrickyhoover

Terrifying

ask-fnaf2-toy-bonnie

The sarcastic fingerhead should be the gay’s official animal