PLAN B! THROW MY FUCKING WAIFU!!!

Shining armor: THIS IS FOR MAKING ME SLEEP ON THE COUCH!!!

Cadence: I’M AN AIIIRPLAAAANE!!

*Shining Armor learned Seismic Toss!* “Would you like to test out your new move Mr. Armor? No, not your wife! Well, I think I need a lawyer, and a new job.” (Famous last words of Pokémon move tutor.)