SCP-069: SPOOKS MCGEE
Object Class: HOLY FUCK
Description: He looks like a normal skeleton but he WALKS AND TALKS. Very spooky. Sometimes people see him and cry and █████████ . Others say his eyes glow █████████ red if you bring him dank weed. █████████ He doesn’t kill people but sometimes he says spooky things and insults others with derogatory terms against their mothers. █████████.
Special Containment Procedures: YOU CAN’T!!!!!
I have a question: Does he have a dick?
Yes but we can’t post a picture because it’s so large, if you see it you die
SCP peeps missshadowlovely and litterbot get on this
themrcreepypasta help us out with this pls.