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Nov
18
2015

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood :

At Subway…

snatchedweaves:

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

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Worker:

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Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

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Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

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Worker: *Still adding mustard*

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Me:

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Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

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Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

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Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

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Me: *pays* 

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Mom: Where is my fucking change?

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WTH IS THIS?

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