princeowl

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

teabrittle

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

princeowl

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

i-cant-believe-its-no-homo

straight-as-a-curly-fry

how on earth do you possibly fuck up that bad

hokuto-ju-no-ken

fight fire with fire