lesbianshepard

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

  • The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
  • Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
  • An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

accioharo

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

chancethereaper

This is so goth

generallkenobi

THEY’RE GONNA OPEN IT

shannonride223

UPDATE: THEY OPENED IT!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau/amp

saintcranky

#excited about the possibility of Alexander the Great#sad about the fact it’s not an ancient world-ending curse

same

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith

it’s 2018 in this bitch and we’re all just ready for the destruction of humanity