jackthevulture

So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god

gooseweasel

It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh

Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

jackthevulture

Listen I dont watch hockey but this is the best thing to happen to me all week. This thing is so threatening.

pivitor

My friends from Philly have already determined exactly what neighborhood he comes from (not a nice one)

truxi-twice

Aww, this is adorable.  You think you know mascot terror….

Repent, o ye men, for King Cake Baby knows your sins.

The only mascot so terrifying we only bring him out seasonally.

thebibliosphere

Jesus Christ.

mekanikaltrifle

I see your terrifying mascots and raise you one Kingsley




For future amusement, here he is interacting with fans: