#i’d crash and die

#please turn left #would you, my dear? #thank you so much #you’re wonderful person #and perfect driver

#Oh deary, you’ve turned the wrong way! #Never mind… let’s try this again #It wasn’t your fault. #Idiotic road

imagine if loki voices a gps though

#NO I SAID LEFT YOU MEWLING QUIM #NO YOU PATHETIC CREATURE #GO STRAIGHT OR YOU WILL WRITHE UNDER MY WRATH #HOLD UP IS THAT A HORSE