One that respects me for who I am.
One that loves me for the weird person I am.
One that doesn’t say fapping to ponies are disgusting.
One that doesn’t say I’m disgusting.
One that thinks I’m fun to be around.
One that I can have fun with.
One that I can deal with.
One that is weird like me.
One that likes what I do.

Why me…
I feel lonely, and I want one now…
Any way I can get this to work?

-Owner