fuck-i-just

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

poselikeateam

Why does this not have any notes?

agentgreenfishy

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

operameister

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”