He is a knight who fought for two days with an arrow through his testicle

He is a psychologist, trained to know the inner workings of the mind.

He is a schemer, who outsmarted the Nazis.

He is a priest who will do anything to defend his flock.

He led the A-Team

He trained Batman

He trained Obi Wan Kenobi

He has control over the seas

He is a King of Narnia, adept at magical powers.

He is Zeus, King of the Gods.

And you kidnapped his daughter?

You are so fucked.