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ruraljackdaw:

Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:

• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
• Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.
• I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.
• I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?

AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN

• Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*

FUCK THAT’S CUTE

(Source: alcomol)