This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.
…saving this idea for class.
i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.
Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?
I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.
I would so play this game.
I would suck at it but I would play it.
I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.
Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me
OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:
In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.
Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.
The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.
What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.
Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…
…except the women.
*cue in epic music*
Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.
Would still play it though.
Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.
I approve of this concept 100%
I want a montage in the beginning of the housewife getting ready to kick ass
She puts on her best dress, a string of pearls, does her hair taking out the curlers, puts on her most stylish flats, and the finishing touch, her engagement ring with the big diamond in it, and when they fight, they look fabulous and kick ass like they were trained by Catwoman and Harley Quinn
Lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies
Seriously though you guys! This post has over 190,000 notes. Someone with video game know-how (or connections!) needs to kickstart this shit. Because it can definitely get funded.
OK but one of the most iconic scenes ever with Pedro Infante & Jorge Negrete, two of los tres gallos de Mexico. BUT OMG THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER WITH COUPLETS. COUPLETS. they respond so quick like man look at that. look at their smug faces.
Pedro:
La gente dice sincera, cada que se hace un casorio que el novio siempre la quiera, sino que le hagan velorio. Para esta novia no hay pena pues va a tener un buen marido porque Bueno es cosa buena, por lo menos de apellido. Jorge Bueno, es muy bueno, hijo de Bueno también, y su abuelo ¡ay que bueno! ¿quién se llamara como él?
Jorge:
Procuraré ser tan bueno como dice mi apellido. Que se trague su veneno el que velorio ha pedido. Pedro es malo de apellido, retachar es su cuarteto. Él nomás es presumido porque no es malo es... maleta. Pedro Malo, es muy malo, malo por obligación. Y su abuelo ¡uy que malo! hay que comprarle su lión.
Pedro:
En una mañana de oro, alguien nublaba el paisaje. Eran un cuervo y un loro arrancándose el plumaje. Hay que olvidar lo pasado, si la culpable es la suerte, que bueno y malo mezclado en regular... se convierte. Yo soy Malo, no lo niego, pero quisiera mezclar Malo y Bueno, por si sale algo que sea regular.
Jorge:
Cierto alacrán de carroña un colmenar visitaba para ver si la ponzoña con la miel se le quitaba. ¿Cómo no será lo bueno para placer del malvado? Con la miel y su veneno hoy anda el pobre... purgado. Que lo entienda quien lo entienda, si es que lo sabe entender, y si acaso no lo entiende, hay que obligarlo a entender.
Pedro:
te consta que no soy tonto, como TÚ... lo has presumido.
Jorge:
tonto no, si entrometido por el HAMBRE... de amistades.
Pedro:
el hambre siempre la calmo con el manjar del amigo.
Jorge:
méndigo es si no mendigo, el que roba a sus amigos.
1952: Dos tipos de cuidado Dir. Ismael Rodríguez, protagonizada por Pedro Infante y Jorge Negrete. Lugar número 34 dentro de las 100 mejores películas del cine mexicano.
