Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from manicpixiedreamkiller :

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

buttonupsfordayzz:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

Finally found one.

(Source: m1n-te-blog)

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from asknightmarefright :

askdevsider:

emmafrosticle:

gee what a great wing woman

Is there a pun I’m missing?!

(Source: alayne-stonecoldfox)

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from manicpixiedreamkiller :

insanelystableimagination:
“What a time to be alive.
”

insanelystableimagination:

What a time to be alive.

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from control-shift-z :

do-i-smell-watermelon:
“ clesktop:
“ emmadilemmathethird:
“ waltdisney-forever:
“ If only…
”
Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?
”
One of the pieces disappears?????
”
it’s a mouse wearing pants
”

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from manicpixiedreamkiller :

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

Feb
9
2015

Reblogged from dailyhangover :

(Source: louisesbelcher)

Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from mightycoyote-deactivated2015072 :

smerchfanatic:

amused-fallen-angel:

her-master:

mmmkay-m:

Fifty Shades of Grey 

narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

….dying laughing

i will never be able to read this book now

I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this. Watch this now. Amazing.

Now it’s confirmed. This is a stupid book.

cliTORis

.

(Source: nerdnawesome)

Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from lesbiansky :

the-winter-spoiler:

iamnotawaffle:

ifthestoriesweretrue:

weloveshortvideos:

If you’ve got a boo boo, wash it, kiss it and plaster it!

HIS LITTLE ACCENT

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OH MY GOOD LORD MY SMA LL HEAR TEX PLODEDE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Feb
8
2015

Reblogged from mightycoyote-deactivated2015072 :

avianawareness:
“put down you bread, time to tunr you fluffs to buffs
”

avianawareness:

put down you bread, time to tunr you fluffs to buffs

Feb
8
2015

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