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unofficialrivermonsters:

B&W 

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pomp-adourable:

I hope there’s a River Monsters fandom on tumblr because I swear to god. It’s not often that a show combines two of my favorite things:

My passion for strange an unusual aquatic animals

and

Sexy silverfoxes like Jeremy Wade.

fineforarobot:

For my birthday I want Jeremy Wade to take me fishing and to teach me about life

zigwardscissorhands:

River Monsters. Have you seen this fucking show?! Fuck, look at those fish! Look at those teeth!

This show is brilliant!

unofficialrivermonsters:

_{Rod Envy}

seandelosmuertos:

So, I was watching River Monsters on the Discovery Channel, and apparently this is a thing that exists. It’s a stingray that lives in Paraguay and Argentina, and is referred to as “chucho de rio” by locals. It can get about 4-5 feet wide, weigh 200-300 lbs, is covered in mucus that contains bacteria and necrotic toxins that destroy flesh, and has a giant stinger covered in barbs on its tail that it can gore you with and tear a hole in you. It has been known to kill animals as large as horse and cows that cross its path. I know this is a really random post, but WHAT THE HELL. Nature is CRAZY.

naturalcomedian:

Goliath Tigerfish

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog