Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from asknightmarefright :

barrakuduh:
“ skiadrum96:
“ smile-love-shine:
“ clumsyglottologist:
“ clumsyglottologist:
“ *frantically slams button*
”
93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
”
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
”
imagine...

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

“GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY”

I see absolutely no downside to this.

(Source: etymologicalparoxysm-blog)

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from hilarioushumorfromouterspace :

Asked by katharinemoe:

Why do we exist?


hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Because our moms and dads banged each other.

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from tasteslikefry :

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from exames :

reuniclus:
“ IT KEEPS HAPPENING
”

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

(Source: thelionsmayne)

Jun
20
2014
Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from asknightmarefright :

buttermilkmonster:

“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”

image

“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

image

(Source: evil-dead-2)

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from asknightmarefright :

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from exames :

squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

(Source: powerliftinglikeagirl)

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from exames :

officialalltimelow:
“ pussy-sista:
“ Meeting the idol.
”
The dog is smiling for fucks sake
”

officialalltimelow:

pussy-sista:

Meeting the idol.

The dog is smiling for fucks sake

(Source: theclearlydope)

Jun
20
2014

Reblogged from exames :

vaginal-erection:

tobeanavengersfangirl:

motherfuckingsamulet:

venomturtle:

this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

(Source: sirensonthewater)

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