moaccyrk:

kitana-coldfire:

simon-newman:

spookybuttons:

source

Grand Capybara Escape.

@miileskine

I laughed at that last one because it’s almost a christian religious painting, the guard is doing the “come to me, my child” pose that a lot of saints and jesus are often painted in.

twilightsparklesharem:

pennie-dreadful:

wolfsmom1:

girsgirlfriend:

nuggsmum:

mastreworld:

imnotrevealingmyname:

nikkoliferous:

pyrebomb:

schaudwen:

izhunny:

candystarcloister:

thoughtslikeaminefield:

back-that-sass-up:

thisisctrying:

Everybody reblog with your quarantine nickname. I’m malaised poptart

depressed salami

Anxious Bread Heel

Sleepy Curry Hotdog

Dejected RedVine

Nauseous pizza pringle. They may be related

frustrated easy mac

Despondent baked potato

Depressed fries

Angsty Chocolate

Hollow Seltzer

Exhausted Spaghetti

Confounded couscous. Not even lying.

Backpain sausage egg and cheese biscuit. But I’m not quarantined *essential worker fingerguns*

Caffeinated Almonds

Happy Penguin.

brioche-of-the-galaxies:

above-d-clouds:

galaxy-of-great-possibilities:

rizaoftheowls:

derinthemadscientist:

rizaoftheowls:

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

A handy table for everyone:

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

(Source: miryamssong)