this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

Yes. Yes we are. You act like a bitch ass monster. You gon die like a bitch ass monster.

^^ lol.

I hope they paid her well, because she legit got Spartan kicked in the head.

She turned the lights off and then got her lights knocked out.

However, I do wonder what he would have done if it was a huge dude that appeared instead of some bootleg The Grudge/The Ring type of girl/woman.