insectious

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

insectious

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

doctorbuggs

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned full force! Now he sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

rawed

do you let her go outside?

doctorbuggs

ofcourse, how do you think she ended up pregnant? She summoned a fancy suitor to my backyard with her feminine lady smells

jumpingjacktrash

real life pokemon trainer