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The Signs as Actual Shakespeare Quotes

  • Aries: What's pity?
  • Taurus: How now wool-sack
  • Gemini: What, you egg
  • Cancer: His countenance likes me not
  • Leo: Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all
  • Virgo: No
  • Libra: You are an ass
  • Scorpio: The bird is dead
  • Sagittarius: thou mis-shapen Dick
  • Capricorn: I do not like her name
  • Aquarius: I am slain
  • Pisces: I am gone for ever

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