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foodiest-stims:

Funfetti Cake Batter Martini 

This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time

if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression

if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss