Classics in ten words or less

Othello: garbage man ruins everything ft. a napkin

Wuthering Heights: how NOT to be a decent human being

Lolita: paedophilic incestuous sexual abuse story is somehow considered romantic

The Picture of Dorian Gray: paint me like one of your hedonistic bitches~

War and Peace: fuck everyone, but also like, fuck everyone

Frankenstein: why would you think this was a remotely good idea

1948: all hail alegorical omnipresent representation of a dystopian communist regime!

The Prince: fuck bitches get money

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: the search for no consequences ends up having terrible consequences

Don Quixote: don’t do drugs, kids!

Michel Strogoff: this was supposedly easy but I’m honestly feeling kinda attacked–