i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock

plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters

This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.

Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.

Jesus.

If you insist.

"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)

See?

The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.

"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.

As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.

"I know he will"

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.

All was well.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

we have a winner.

I tried it with some of the greatest last lines in films

Shrek 2: ”Look at our little mutant babies. I got to get a job.”
And then the Winchesters shot him

Dark Knight: "…So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."
And then the Winchesters shot him

Iron Man: ”The truth is…I am Iron Man.”
And then the Winchesters shot him

Hobbit Unexpected Journey: ”I do believe the worst is behind us.”
And then the Winchesters shot him (laughing so hard at this one)