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gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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  16. deadghoti said: Ahn was never more determined to complete research on any plant xe had before received. “If this doesn’t get me off this wretched ball of dirt” xe thought, fear beginning to manifest, “I will surely die here.
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  18. deadghoti said: “Tawxic?!” The human loudly yelled, it’s teeth bared. “How in the hell did you weak-ass muthah-fuckahs beat us if you’s can’t even handle a wittow baby jalapeño?!”
  19. deadghoti said: “Surely this is a deception,” Ahn said as he watched the creature devour a second and third capsule “although I cannot deduce what you stand to gain from your self torture. How is it possible that you could enjoy such a horrendously toxic plant?”
  20. deadghoti said: “You know what?” the human spoke toward xim, “If you’s fuckahs threw some of these into that Gawd awful paste you make us eat we might not complain as much.”
  21. deadghoti said: The human actually seemed to be enjoying what could only be a painful experience. Ahn double checked to make sure the human had eaten one of the same pods he had been examining and sure enough he had.
  22. deadghoti said: “Oh yeah. That’s fuckin’ AMAZING. The guys back at camp won’t believe this.”
  23. deadghoti said: As the human ground the capsule with its teeth, a loud crunching sound emanating from its mouth, it spoke.

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