The fucking Soma from Warframe. 

WELP

Either Lloyd’s Material Blades or the rifle Michael De Santa uses to shoot down a plane

I’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Super Shock Rifle from UT2004.

Instagibs for DAYS

NEON POWERS

hell yeah all kinda of stuff from Mario Kart 8

Well shit, I thought I had played Left 4 Dead last in which case it would have been a shotgun, but I just remembered we were playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent, so I guess I only have a lantern and the ability to light fires? Sigh

Vince’s 9MM machinegun from Fallout New Vegas. Not bad, not bad at all.

Dawnbreaker from Skyrim that lights undead on fire hell yeah

a gun or super powers

i choose superpowers hell yeah

10mm pistol from Fallout 3. I’m with it.

Deadpools katanas…sweet

guns that double as a hostage rescuing device

BINDING OF ISAAC TEAR WEAPONS!!! I DON’T CARE IF I DIE, THIS IS AWESOME WEAPON TO HAVE!

An ebony sword with a chaos enchantment, and the firebolt spell. Along with Nordic armor. I’m good.

Three Borderlands guns, and DeathTrap (if you count him). Enough said.

A godamn DILDO, THANKS SAINTS ROW YOU REALLY “FUCKED” ME THIS TIME.