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okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

once at a sleepover my friend woke up in the morning, said “But..CATS, though..” and fell right back asleep

I once had a dream that I was fighting with someone and I shot up out of bed still aero and threw my lamp on the floor.

once my sister told that I was saying something in french in my sleep. That made sense for me, because I am learning french, but I was and still am pretty bad. So one night I set up a recorder for me in my sleep. What happened was I said “I know that Thor is outside and I still hate him” in flawless french.

The same night I said “Why the fuck my head hurts, oh maybe BECAUSE YOU FUCKING HIT IT”. in english

I was sleeping and my sister told me I said “I’m digging.” She asked why was I digging and I replied “I’m digging for Mario!”

One time when i was spending the night at my cousins house with my two sisters, they stayed up late becasue they didn’t have anything the next day and I had school, i sat up from my bed looked them straight in the eye and with a terrible french accent said “Do you know you’re French?”