Meme Time!  Today’s offering features Jeremy Wade, host of River Monsters (Discovery Channel and/or Animal Planet.) 

1)Okay, just no.  Hell no.  Those are not that thing’s real teeth, those are a cartoon representation of what you would draw when you want to convey the idea of big sharp scary teeth.  Like, T Rex teeth. 

2)Because Mean Girls memes work with everything.  

3)I would argue that it would depend on the river…

4)Obligatory Shakespeare reference from an English Lit major.